FlexiQuiz - How Mall Ninja Are You?

For full functionality of this site it is necessary to enable JavaScript.

Submitting ...

How many “tactical and survival” tools do you carry on your person everyday?

I wear special “tactical pants” to put everything in.

Three or four essential urban survival tools.

I only carry a pocket knife.

What’s a tactical tool?

Do you own “Chuck Norris’ Private Lesson” DVD and have acquired all of your martial arts training from it?

Yes, definitely!

No, not all of it.

Who is Chuck Norris?

How much is all of your tactical gear worth?

About twenty bucks altogether.

Not more than $300.

Probably about $1,000.

More than my car.

You are looking at yourself in a full-length mirror before you leave your house on a Saturday, what are you wearing?

Jeans and a t-shirt.

Black pants, black shirt, and tactical boots.

Black pants, black shirt, tactical boots, and a concealed firearm

Tactical pants, tactical vest, black shirt, tactical boots, firearm in a shoulder holster, survival knife in a leg sheath, and … well there’s just so much!

What color are your firearms?

They have to be Desert Camo!

Black, of course.

Who cares?

How many acronyms do you use in a sentence?

One to two, maybe.

Two to three, sometimes.

What’s an acronym?

I can’t help it if Civies don’t understand me.

Do you have a subscription to Soldier of Fortune magazine?

Yes

How many accessories are there on your AR-15?

I don’t own an AR-15.

I don’t have any accessories on my AR-15.

I have two to three accessories.

I have more than five accessories, of course.

How many hours a week do you spend posting in gun forums?

From the time I get off work until I go to bed.

A few hours a week.

Only a couple of hours a week.

Never.

The doctor tells you to lose 20 pounds, what do you do?

I start eating healthier.

I exercise more.

I strip down to my underwear.

Answered 0 of 10 (0%)

Submit