1. Who chaperones the secret party that Haley throws at Jay and Gloria's house?

2. What's the name of the self-published book Phil gives Haley when she goes to college?

3. What's the name of Gloria and Jay's son?

4. Who are the Dunphys' obnoxious next-door neighbors?

5. Phil and Claire often role-play as this couple for Valentine's Day.

6. Claire is ecstatic when Phil's birthday coincides with this event.